Men vs. Women
SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE
SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY
DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = AFFAIR
DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = MARRIAGE
SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFITS
SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION
DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION
DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. |
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. |
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. |
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. |
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. |
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed women somehow deteriorate overnight. |
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. |
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. |
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. |
Any married man should forget his mistakes. |
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
A woman has the last word in any argument. |
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |